Flutterby&Goodmorrow

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:08:00 GMT

tmr, im gna bring my new sidewalk chalk to skl, & 1T03 will take over the the world!!!!!!!

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 18:10:01 GMT

Ugh while practicing turns at home today, I

# 1 cracked my back
#2 cracked my knee
#3 cracked both ankles

and by crack I mean crack knuckles kinda crack, whatever they're called. I hate how both my ankles continuously crack while I walk!!!!!! People stare at me because both my ankles make strange noises!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today I discovered my long lost bonito flakes, the ones I bought while Kahlen was flirting with the Jap boy at the counter. Shall we go on a trip for more free samples, my fellow cheapskate friend??????? Oh yes and I also woke up with swollen eyes, I couldn't see in the morning, and sister came into my room to laugh at me. So I got to skip school (yay!!!!), and I completed season 3 of avatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEST NICKELODEON CARTOON EVER. Oh my oh my promos are in less than 2 months!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dai. Me 2 stooopid 4 skuuuuul

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 11:18:11 GMT

Friday night, got smashed at Chris Shaw's house. Like really, really smashed. It was unanticipated, and bad. I'm sorry for freaking everyone out :( Chris has got an awesome 3 story house which he lives alone in, and his room is the entire 3rd story, he has his own balcony and a really cute dog. Kahlen and I are gonna march over from school and barge in and reclaim our possessions.
Brother left on Saturday evening, it was a sad, sad day but at least he treated me to Haagan Dazs!!! Tour of T3, I think that terminal's pretty but redundant, pretty redundant. Shanghainese food, food from mother's motherland. Awesome ramen today with family, and then GREEN TEA ICE CREAM WITH RED BEANS FROM HAATO after (LUOER I HOPE YOU ARE READING THIS :D) Mum bought me red rock deli chips <3 and I still have some more solo!!!!

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:57:33 GMT

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:29:37 GMT

Brother is due home in less than 24hrs, frm Melb. I hope he brought me lots of Solo. Why? Coz Solo, So goooooooooood. I hate school, it's tragic, really. Apart from that, I'm all fine and dandy, dance so far has been great, and BUTS is coming who wants to go who wants to go!!!! I need to buy nice expensive wrapping paper from paperchase, and some ear sticks. Damn I'm so inefficient.

Yes, I am freezing in my air conditioned room

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:13:59 GMT

The only thing I hate more than bad food are dirty public toilets. Don't call me a brat just because I say that, I'm fine with those regular public toilets as they are relatively clean thanks to the cleaners who clean them meticulously, but I really really really hate dirty, dirty, dirty toilets! Like hello, I don't exactly want to see your piss/menstrual blood/poo/dirty shoeprints all over the toilet bowl, or on the floor. "Dirty shoeprints?!?!?!" you say? Yes. I hate it when previous toilet users inconsiderately step on the toilet seat to take a piss. Hello, it's called a toilet SEAT for a reason, you're supposed to SIT on it, and if you're so inclined to squatting while having a wee, then go use the squatting toilets!!! "But what if that washroom doesn't have squatting toilets?!?!?!" Well then, lower your backside until it touches the toilet bowl, that is called sitting on it. Poo. Poo, poo, poo. Don't people check to see if they've flushed away the remnants of their previous meal? I certainly do. I don't want people getting disgusted from seeing my waste floating around, so I usually flush like 3 times. It's just disgusting, seeing things like that. As for pee/menstrual blood on toilet bowls, can't the lay-deezz out there just wipe it off the toilet bowl? Yea I know, sometimes it just happens to drip out, it happens to me too, but for goodness sake wipe it away, for the sake of the people who have to clean the toilets, and for other users. It's not exactly pleasant to have to clean away someone else's bodily excretions. Ewww. Poop in the toilet bowl, pee and menstrual blood on the toilet seat/bowls, those are still forgivable, maybe the flush isn't strong enough, maybe Miss X didn't see the mess she left behind, but omg, SHOEPRINTS ON TOILET SEATS, that is totally unforgivable, and I just don't understand why, why shoeprints? WHY? I think these people need to be condemned to toilet cleaning hell.

Yes I am bored, but I really, really, really do detest dirty toilets.

On the other hand, Botanic Gardens twice with Phil, we fed mega fish and mega turtles and for a moment we were (on the brink of) cool. We baked cupcakes too! For our first attempt, what we made was commendable hahaha :) Just a week or so back he cooked lunch for me as well, and it was fantastic for someone who claims he cant cook. Grilled salmon :) During the holidays we headed down to Cafe Del Mar, expecting a quiet afternoon/evening of relaxation, only to have our plans thwarted by triplets, aged 8. Little rascals, they called Phil a gangster and they asked me why I was only wearing my underwear!!! They even attempted to pull my bikini top down, and kept splashing water at us. Oh well, kids will be kids. But then, these kids were bordering on evil. E.V.I.L, Every Villian Is Lemons. I am tired, goodnight

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 08:46:59 GMT

Copydog. Hahaha. Ha.

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 17:07:47 GMT

IS IT JUST ME, OR ARE ALL THE DANCERS MISSING DANCE? I MISS DANCE I AM AN IMMOBILE BLOB GROWING FAT I WANT TO GO TO OSCHOOL HAVE SOME HOT CHOCOLATE AND MAC & CHEESE AND POTATO BOMBERS. I WANT TO HAVE TO RUSH FOR LUNCH AND DINNER, SIT BEHIND THE BUILDING AT THE STAIRS AND TALK. I MISS DANCE ENDING LATE AT NIGHT. I MISS HAVING SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT. I MISS DANCE :(

I WANT TO BE BLAZED ALL OVER AGAIN.

Point of View

Thu, 22 May 2008 14:09:08 GMT

I came across a certain LJ, and wanted to kill myself reading it. Terrible, but true. Let us all sympathize for the person in question. Tear. And no, I did not comment on the above mentioned person's LJ.

Hi, I think you shouldn't list charcoal as one of your ingredients because it clearly isn't (you are obviously not going to eat it), rather, you should mention it under the heading "other items". Also, another suggestion would be to list charcoal as an optional item, as some people might not be able to obtain or perhaps cook over a charcoal flame. Though the taste of the final product might be slightly altered, other changes can be made to the recipe itself to maximize the satisfaction you get from taste.
I also think the grammer used in your GPP can be greatly improved, for example, it is charcoal not "charcoals". There is no plural for charcoal. From what I read in your GPP (when it was up), it was largely incoherent, and adding on the fact that the grammar wasn't at it's best, it made your entire report more difficult to understand. Another factor which added to the entire mess that is your GPP was the use of bombastic words. Wrong tense, wrong use of the word, wrong form, it just did not work to your advantage. You would be much better off using slightly less fancy words to prove your point.
You don't have to take these points into consideration but I guess someone's opinion could always bring about an improvement, be it a negative viewpoint or not.

I tried, I really tried to be as polite as I could. Oh no, I think people are going to flame my LJ because they are cool. Yay them, gigglez. Unfortunately they fail to realize that everyone's entitled to his/her own opinion. Hoorah!

On a brighter side, I think I messed up my entire GP Paper 2 :( My hopes of somewhat scoring well enough have been dashed.

Oh yes, and could someone please, please, please tell me what French Shikang is?

Sat, 03 May 2008 13:48:34 GMT

It has been such a relaxing week, H1s are in 3 weeks woooo!!! Time to buck up Joyce, no more time for play...

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:45:23 GMT

I need more moolah I need more moolahhhh $$$$$$

God please send me some money from above, there are so many things I want. Shallow, I know, but I can't help myself *gigglez*

WHILE YOU CAN

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:12:32 GMT

Dance today was demanding, and because I'm still sick, I could hardly focus. The coffee man puts wayyyyy too much sugar in the coffee in school. It's strange. Dance is demoralizing. After dance, Joy, Luoer and I headed down to town, with initial plans of eating yoghurt, only to have our plans thwarted by sudden cravings for pastries and soup. We satisfied our evil, evil, calorie filled cravings, and happy Luoer wanted to buy some candy, where she took an hour (more or less) to choose chocolate, but she bought these sour plum sweets in the end -.- Luoer, oh Luoer, only you are capable of being such an aunty, but I do still love you anyway. Joy taught me how to moonwalk!!! It was tres fun, though we made ourselves look like absolute idiots in Cold Storage. Joy, oh Joy, it's no wonder you're a subset of me.

On Monday, Kahlen, Luoer and I went to Thompson Plaza to satisfy our cravings (yes, we always get cravings). They bought durians, enough said.

Ooohhh, Luoer's birthday was really strange (in a good way). We were trying to hard to stick candles into ice cream that was melting, Luoer walked over to us too soon because we wanted to surprise her but no! Jon was incompetent, Jon did not keep her away! Bad Jon, tsk. We were all late for class, because we lost ourselves in our little period of happiness, laughing/giggling/screaming etc etc.

I love my girly girls much <3

A Necessary Evil?

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:02:02 GMT

I've abandoned my little Journal for way too long. It's becoming a chore, this blogging thing thus I only do so when I am particularly bored, or when I'm feeling reflective. And such. Unfortunately, I am only feeling bored so this post is going to be rather mindless and incoherent. I would like to stop typing in proper English, but then I'll start ranting, and everyone knows ranting is evil. My brother moved to Melbourne about a week ago, and 2 days before he left he got me a prosumer, Nikon P5100. After I fiddle with the manual functions enough and learn how to set the correct shutter speed/aperture with various lightings etc, I will be getting myself a SLR. Still a noob, but working my way up. School has been a chore, wait, when is it not? Exams are coming exams are coming, time for me to buck up and stop slacking. Dance has been good, I guess.

Yes and I found out from someone that his friend who likes him apparently copies me because this someone likes me! I mean, I'm flattered that someone would like to be similar to me (in terms of dressing), but wanting to do things just because I do them is completely over the top. And this isn't even a form of hero-worshipping, it's more like she wanting to be like me in hopes of this someone liking her instead and it scares me! It's like identity theft, just not as serious. I mean, I do things and dress the way I do because it's me, just like everyone else does, and if someone goes to the point of copying me, it kinda makes me wonder why this person wouldn't rather be her own person. And it's not as if I'm terribly special, which makes it even scarier. I'm not sure how true all this is, but it still does scare me quite a bit. I shan't say any names, in case this above mentioned anonymous person reads my journal.

Apart from that, I have homework due tomorrow, I shall get started on it right now. If I don't procrastinate, that is.

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:50:06 GMT

What I need/want, & unfortunately have to save up for:

1) more clothes I can thrift
2) wide angle lens
3) fisheye lens (once I obtain my camera wooooo!!!)
4) new shoes

Right now, I need someone to smack my head hard, I'm supposed to be writing a Lit paper now!!!!! A critical analysis of two poems, both having some sort of relation to death (don't they all), and I have not even started annotating at all! It is due tomorrow. Omg. Dai. Kbai

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 15:15:15 GMT

Maybe if I immerse myself in doing things that I love, everything won't seem so complicated anymore...

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 14:43:16 GMT

Hmm, dance on Friday was pretty fun we were "American Bimbos" for a day, and we had to uh kinda strut our stuff down the dance studio, and I think that was quite a failure (for me, at least). It was quite difficult actually, we had to walk on the balls of our feet and stick our butts and chests out. The boys were friggin cute doing that hahahaha. And then we were zombies, and Jon, oh dear Jon, everyone laughed at him anyway but it is okay because he can do the Rhumba. Yay you Jon!!!!! Natty-poo (x3) shaved the side of his head again, that rebel. My word, if you get caught Nat.... (sniggers heh heh heh). Oh yes good news during dance I kinda yanked on my shoulder and I think I might have twisted it because it hurts real bad when I lift my left arm! Yes, my left shoulder. Tennis yesterday was gay, it was some Games Day and it was ~~drizzling~~ raining!!!!! So, in true Joyce fashion, I stood under an umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh. And I ended up teaching them young Padawans about life hahahaha. Teach them well, I will.

Ugh this is like a digression from what I'm actually supposed to be doing, which is study, because I have tests coming up. Yay me. Stop procrastinating Joyce...

In true Meishan nature (I still love you to bits Meishan!!!!),
SREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:35:24 GMT

When you're in the pits, find a way to relieve yourself of the stress, I always say. Time for more :)

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:12:22 GMT

War scars and fits of rage. Grr?

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:46:11 GMT

Hi can I have one MacJiggle, a large order of Fat, and a cup of soda with extra sugar. Oh and a extra, extra, extra large sundae, more fudge please. Yes, all to go. Oh and I would like them upsized please. Thanks.
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Honestly Joyce, UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because all I want is... everything...

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:02:36 GMT

I need my hair to grow at a much faster pace. I pray it becomes thicker too (ugh stupid fine azn hair, h8!!!). I think I gained weight during the one week holidays, it is now officially time to diet! Yay me, gigglez. Okay I have procrastinated enough, I slept the entire afternoon away and I spend too many hours browsing through online stores in search of more clothes. Happy is me, gigglez \/

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 16:16:02 GMT

If I were a skywriter, here's what I'd do

I'd tell all the world my love for you.

On some bright morning you'd look up high

To see your name all over the sky.

I would be happy and I would be proud

To write my love in words of cloud.

But lacking a plane and pilot's art

I've written your name all over my heart.
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in an effort to get people to look into each other's eyes more,

the government has decided to allot each person exactly one hundred and sixty-seven words per day.

when the phone rings, i put it to my ear without saying hello.

in the restaurant, i point at chicken noodle soup.

i am adjusting well to the new way.

late at night i call my long distance lover

and proudly say: 'i only used fifty-nine words today and saved the rest for you'.

when she doesn't respond i know she's used up all her words,

so i slowly whisper "i love you" thirty-two and a third times.

after that we just sit on the line and listen to each other breathe.
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What is love?

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 20:12:47 GMT

Hmm Bakerzin's warm chocolate cake and linguine vongole, anyone? Absolute love on their part, like nirvana for the tastebuds, that chocolate cake is. Al Dente's mushroom soup and woodfire pizzas are awesome!!!! And so are the salads they serve there (mmmmmmmmmm rocket with balsamic vinegar & olive oil love much)!!! Much better than Pepperoni, I might say, but I still like going to Pepperoni instead because they let your draw on the table!!! Ho ho ho cheap thrills for the young one. I had the most fun on Thursday night because Mumsy bought me a single pomegranate!!!! Or however you spell it. It is tres delicieux, to me they were wonderfully tangy and sweet. Yes she bought it for me because I picked one up at the supermarket and stupidly gawked at it because I've never seen one before, and Mumsy, she had to kill the curiosity that was slowly building up within me and bought me one. Yay me!!!

Hmm I've been thinking of saving up and getting myself a DSLR, I have an SLR (okay actually my brother does) but since it uses film I'm too scared to use it because I'm still a noob. I've been playing around with my pathetic digital compact camera for ages now, and I'm wondering if I should start off with a prosumer , or just get a second hand DSLR in good condition to start off with? Any suggestions, anyone? I just want to play around with the functions first, before setting my sights on slightly more "advanced" cameras. Also I know I have a tendency to get bored of things real quick, and that's one of the reasons why I don't want to start on anything too pricey just yet. Help, anyone?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:43:22 GMT

Too much procrastinating, too little time. Once again I say to myself, omfg Joyce can you stop playing a fool and study instead of resting on your laurels all day long?!?!?!?! I disappoint myself constantly, it doesn't feel as foreign as it should. I've done nothing productive this holiday, and I am so fucking screwed for that. On the other hand, dance today was awesome. Failed freestyling, numerous failed attempts at being sexy(!!!!), and obviously screwing up the choreography over and over again, but that was what made it fun. Hmm, that's one thing in my life I actually do look forward to. I might suck at it but boy, do I love dance. Step Up 2 was one lousy, boring, stupid movie. What a cliched storyline. My mom died I hate school my friends hate me I'm gonna be a big time loser 4 lyfe if I don't prove myself at the streets boohooooo boooohooooooooooooooooooooo. Ah cut it with that crap, I only watched it because the dancers were dope, but the lead actress didn't dance as well as I expected her to. Cool mint ftw!!!!!! Okay now back to watching wrestling with my brother who is moving to Melbourne next month and I don't want that because my bro is cool and I'll miss him like crazy ughhhhhhhhhhhhh h8!

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:15:40 GMT

I know right, I shouldn't be feeling excited now, but how many of you can admit you do not find this exciting too wooo woooooo!!! I mean it's not everyday that a terrorist escapes. It's like a real life Prison Break!!!!! Gigglez.
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Okay actually I think I'm the only one not panicking about the fact that we have a madman on the loose, I think my mind's pretty warped. Damn.

ALL ABOARD THE TERROR EXPRESS

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:10:57 GMT

Today as Mother dearest dropped me off at school, I saw, hmm, about a million military vehicles, gurkhas and more army personnel, and I was seriously wondering what the hell they were doing there, the vehicles were even parked inside our school compound. Turns out Mr Terrorist from the detention center across the expressway (which I, honestly, never knew existed) escaped!!!! Throngs of army men here, there, everywhere, to be frank it did scare me a little. Throughout the entire day, all everyone could talk about was Jemaah Islamiyah leaderofsingaporebranch/member/whatever Mas Selamat Kastari, so here are some theories given by the wonderful students of Catholic Junior College hahaha.

#1 (given by Joy)
"I don't think he actually has a limp, he PRETENDED to have a limp so that when he escaped he could walk normally and no one would recognize him! I also think he shaved off his beard, it's the most obvious thing to do, and he probably bleached his face white like Michael Jackson (hahahaha)."

#2 (given by Johnny)
"Aiyahhhhh it was done by an insider la he couldn't have escaped on his own, it was in broad daylight! He probably walked out to the bus stop, asked to borrow 90cents and took a bus off. I think he's in Indonesia now."

#3 (given by stupid me)
"Omg this is like a real life Prison Break!!!"
yes, sadly that was all I could say, poor me, please shed a tear.
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Okay, and me being my usual ignorant, stupid, immature and naive self, I came up with things we poor, helpless, unarmed students can do to protect ourselves, if we come into contact with Mr Terrorist.

#1) If we see him in school, by any means, get a bowl of Ba Chor Mee, ask for extra Ba and fried lard, and throw it at him.
(well my theory behind this is that if he's a really strong believer in the teachings of Islam, he would definitely not want to commit a sin by coming into contact with pork! We could subdue him with bowls of noodles, yum.)

#2) Throw your lectures notes at him, you could throw your GC too since it's so bulky and heavy and then ask for government compensation on the grounds that you were defending your country against a wanted man (hahahaha since the damn calculators are so expensiveeee).

#3) Scream. And then run.
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And now being the responsible person our country has made me out to be,

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN??!?!?!?!?!?!?!